Friday, July 23, 2004

Act Like I Said Something Funny

Single Girls UNITE!  Herein lies the key to finding a guy in a bar.   I guarantee if you use my method for picking up a guy -- it will work or your money back guaranteed.    First, you must realize that you must send money to actually get money back.  (Just email me for a Paypal Account)   Anyway...I know you are sitting there anxiously with the KEY to finding a man.  So I will leave you hanging no longer.  Just....act like I said something funny.   When you're dancing -- SMILE.  When you sip a beer (if you're OVER 21)  grin before you take a drink.  When you make eye contact -- giggle slightly.  Its an age old invention -- be happy and they will come....People are attracted to smiley happy people. 

The story behind this revelation....If you care....My friends (Stephanie, Chrissy etc) would go to a club to go dancing.  One night I looked over at them and they were just frowning.  It looked like we were having the most miserable time.  (Maybe the selection wasn't that great -- I can't remember)  Anyway, I looked at them and blurted out "HEY!  Act like I said something funny"  and they looked at me in that --she is fruity-- way and said "What did you say?"  and I repeated myself....well it caught on...They started laughing and ended up having the BEST time.  We laughed a lot that night and well..... the rest is history.

:)

Remember:  ACT LIKE I SAID SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!

 

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