Ok....
I know Wal-Mart is a staple of American Society. But on this night I officially hate it. I was in line for an hour for deli meat. DELI MEAT. And then...THEN I was forced to go over to the cosmetic section -- because...um ya I have chipped nailpolish and was out of my Revlon Top Coat. **GASP** Well, everyone who was ANYONE was at the wal-mart and they all migrated to the nailpolish. Fighting through, somehow coming out with only one cracked rib...I ventured BACK over to the grocery section. I traveled through the traffic maze like the expert cart navigator that I am -- I get plenty of practice @ 5PM every afternoon with my lovely commute home. ANYWAY, I get through and finally am ready to check out...The LINE to check out -- holy toledo batman! There were 20 people in line. I am not kidding! I read every magazine....Cosmo, People, In Touch, Teen People...LOL OMG did you know that Mary Kate is in DRUG REHAB? What is this world coming to. I do so like how those girls have that 'smoky' eyeshadow look. I think I will try that tomorrow. :) Three hours....after entering one of our most blessed American Icons, I left the Wal-Mart. THREE HOURS...I left with nailpolish, deli meat...and a whole lot of smut facts. It is so great to be me.
Have a happy day
Remember: Be nice to the person who works at Wal-Mart....they -- are SAINTS.
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