Tuesday, November 20, 2007

GASP!

Let me set up this little scenario...

•Ally gets magazine in the mail. Magazine is of the designer clothing variety where Ally looks at latest trends and then never trades even the knockoffs for her daily varitey of Tshirt and jeans.
•Ally finds cute little eyecream sample in magazine and tears it out, noting that she could "have the ultimate lifted eyes without surgery"
•A month later, Ally finds the little sample and actually uses the eyecream after seeing a photo of herself with dark circles under her eyes
•After two days and wiping out the sample, Ally discovers she actually likes the eyecream and should ask for some for Christmas
•Ally goes to cute website printed on the sample....
*insert screeching breaks here -- as Ally passes ou*

SKIN CAVIAR LUXE EYE LIFT CREAM
The Secret of Ageless Eyes
$275.00



•Targets the seven most prominent eye areas: fine lines, wrinkles, loss of firmness, loss of elasticity, puffiness, dark under eye circles and dryness.
•Uses advanced technology to help firm, lift and restore skin's youthful appearance
•Helps firm and nourish with Caviar Extracts and La Prairie's exclusive Cellular Complex
•0.68 oz / 20 ml


And not to mention if you have a spare 2 grand lying around you could get this instead:


JEWELED SKIN CAVIAR LUXE CREAM
Limited Edition
$2,000.00


•Numbered piece includes Jeweled jar as well as a 1.7 oz Skin Caviar Luxe Cream, which can be placed inside the refillable Jeweled jar
•Jeweled jar takes 48 hours to hand-make and includes 2,400 CRYSTALLIZED™ - Swarovski Elements
•Includes Certificate of Authenticity




To help put this in perspective...that would be $3785.41 / gallon. And we thought GAS was expensive.

I had no idea...I should have sold my sample on ebay and paid for Christmas.

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