More Airline Follies - I'm FIRST CLASS

So in continuation with my airport rants....

I'm boarding a plane from LaGuardia (NYC) to Atlanta.  Huge Plane.  Even Bigger Assholes.
The gate agent calls for the boarding classes, First, Priority, then Zone 1.   I just merge with the long group line that has surrounded the gate -- and politely wait my turn.  Hey -- I'm not in a hurry to sit in a confined space with some of these freaks.

So while I'm waiting -- this guy starts pushing through the line.   Wondering how you have the gall to push around a bunch of New Yorkers?  Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

So the guy asks the crowd he's pushing "Have they called Zone 1?"  Someone says "yes".  He keeps pushing past.  A tall guy behind me who got pushed says -- "Hey look --we are all Zone 1 -- the line ends back there"

No joke.  This suit wearing "gentleman" screams out:  "BUT I AM FIRST CLASS"

Oh No He DIDN'T.
Oh Yes...He Did.

I guess we didn't learn a damn thing from Titanic.