My thoughts: I may not be the most perfect parent in the world but at least I never:
1. Tied my baby to a bedpost
2. Let my daughter french kiss a dog
3. Gave her a bath -- by licking her or pouring the water out of my mouth...
4. Never sang to her -- the earth is our mother -- she will take care of us
5. Never let a cat walk all over her
6. Never had to lint roll her -- all over
7. Never let her crawl outside in cow poo
8. Left her alone with a goat to babysit
9. Put a match in her food so she couldn't eat it. Very strange those Mongolians.
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